Hmm ... my hubby tampered with the LCD, now it looked strange. ack.

*****

Gosh ... they do have a sense of humour, unlike us here.

We have two levels of entry.

Level 1. You will have had at least 3-4 years of work experience in your Father’s shipping company, and a degree in something highly specialised, such as Medieval Golf Course Management, or French History (1433-34). You will need to able to gather and analyse information from a wide range of sources, be it newspapers, the wireless or television set. The ability to operate our Canon photocopier, and stop the fax machine eating bits of paper is vital. Applicants with a knowledge of Microsoft Windows 3.0 will be at an advantage.

Level 2. As well as all the above, you will have a thorough knowledge of Baroque music, and be able to make jokes in Latin. Juggling and/or knife throwing skills are always appreciated. You will also need to be able to use your powers of persuasion to get more money out of the government. The value of the ability to discover new threats to the Realm one month before the Public Spending Round cannot be overstated.

The pay for both these posts is not lavish, but there are many fringe benefits, including Health Plan, company car and Nectar Card.

We attract people from a variety of backgrounds, who find their work at MI5 most useful: journalists, KGB agents, CIA agents, Mossad agents, MI6 agents, animal rights activists, trade unionists, and coal miners, to name but those that we are aware of.

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Recruitment at M15


It's kinda hard to believe them at all. *LOL*